- Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, AynJuly 6, 2025This week, join Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome as they effortlessly relate to the non-Facebook demographic by establishing a terrible nickname for the show that a mirtazapine prescription pairs best with an ice cream subscription that anhedonia isn’t that Welsh band from the ’90s a perverse rubric with which to … Continue reading Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn
- Episode 23: A Preventive Humanitarian Intervention Into the Responsibility to Euphemise (R2E) Doctrine; or, There’s a Reason Why They Poison PhilosophersJune 29, 2025An episode description in which I once again take some of my discarded episode titles and list them as bullet points in lieu of writing a proper thingy: Dream snorkel, come rescue me Nopin’ talkin’ ’bout rootin’ Experimentieren mit Fleischstäben Don’t do you! Just acknowledging feelings all day The quirkiest of … Continue reading Episode 23: A Preventive Humanitarian Intervention Into the Responsibility to Euphemise (R2E) Doctrine; or, There’s a Reason Why They Poison Philosophers
- Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the HenhouseJune 22, 2025Self-explanatory, as always: I’m bad with names but I could identify that service set anywhere Hitch: the elite private schooldog born with a silver bone in his mouth The nose Mohs Calling the Cancer Council helpful would be the real charity Do you even stairlift, bro? Helen loses a dress size … Continue reading Episode 22: Single’s Toddler Cancer Nightmare; or, A Trent in the Henhouse
- Episode 21: The Good, The Bad, and the Foley; or, A Rough Diamond JubileeJune 15, 2025In honour of Dr Gary Foley’s recent 75th birthday, Beautiful Fairy Princess continues with her dastardly plan to publish his complete biography in podcast form before Tony Birch has the chance to write any of it down. Besides, reading is for suckers, which is why I’m just going to trail off … Continue reading Episode 21: The Good, The Bad, and the Foley; or, A Rough Diamond Jubilee
- Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space InvadersJune 2, 2025See, kids? I know video games. Oh, and it’s a true crime podcast now, so that’s all the listener demographics covered. Also: Ross Thee Stallion Achtung! Unverhohlener Volkswagen-Diebe! But first, Clive James A potato disc by any other name Hustle & Flowchart Rösse Car Abuse Me Elmo Spam Harris Who’s bad? … Continue reading Episode 20: Conspicuous Theft Auto; or, Personal Space Invaders
