Episode 12: You’ve Gotta Be Judicious With Lube; or, Kill the John Butler in Your Head With the Knife He Forged

Finally back in Captain Handsome’s home office/studio/Idi Amin shrine after two weeks spent hitting, smashing, beckoning, summoning, upsizing, vaccinating, and otherwising, our intrepid hosts are fresh out of Gs and have never felt more amazin’ (that could just be the argon leak, though). Plus, all of these self-explanatory things:

• White Lotus Country for an Old Man

• The Further Adventures of Lumpy Floatum

• Are you down with BFP’s BCC?

• You like palanquin and I like sedan chair (let’s call the whole thing off)

• Parker Posey? Can’t lose!

• Dux of CliffNotes College

• The taintal twinge of terrible tunes (ft. Tim Rogers and Ollie Olsen)

• Misappropriating cultural appropriation

• ‘Futurebob’

• Spooky Holes, Part 1 of 37

• The frogurt is still cursed (that’s bad)

• Quirky hotel criticism: the last refuge of the antidentite