Episode 17: SWOT! In the Name of Love; or, There’s No More Bread Being Made

They call him Captain Handsome but his name was Elisa Day. Nicknames, huh. Where do they come from? Beautiful Fairy Princess seems to think that the answer is ChatDSV, which I understand to be both a telepathic dolphin who loves subroutines—which are evil, unlike normal routines, which are natural and good—and her only companion since the breakdown of the quarantediation process. I probably should have split that last sentence up a bit but I did not want to risk remembering it by stopping partway through, plus I am working to a kitchen timer of indeterminate duration.

Also:
• Chairman Mao’s Red Braised Porkies
• Taken for a Wildean ride
• In Seattle, Washington, mushroom eats you!
• ‘… the best way out is always Theroux’ – Robert Frost, 1915
• What if Regus Patoff but tall?