Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five

This week, join Beautiful Fairy Princess and Captain Handsome as they effortlessly relate to the non-Facebook demographic by establishing

a terrible nickname for the show
that a mirtazapine prescription pairs best with an ice cream subscription
that anhedonia isn’t that Welsh band from the ’90s
a perverse rubric with which to deem chia seeds better than cocaine
that men don’t read novels because at least one of those two things is no damn good
that women are leading unions because at least one of those two things is no damn good
that reading is (still) for suckers
that being contactable is the worst
that Napoleon would have been 5’10” on Tinder
that you should probably consider drawing a beauty mark just above the corner of your mouth while you’re at it

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Episode 24: Neither Twelve nor Seventy-Five; or, Quote Investigator, Listener Novemberr, Ayn