Episode 25: Thus Spaced Zarathustra; or, Artichoke on That!

  • Kids today are doing it wrong, or not enough, or something
  • When you say that we should bump uglies, could you be more specific?
  • Home Affairs set to crack down on MyColes Marriages
  • If you gaze for long into The Abyss, honorary blackbelt James Cameron gazes also into you
  • Serotonin-Nonrefundable Reuptake Inhibitors
  • Ross’s eyesight hasn’t been the same since he was found in that Spencer Street Station locker in 1986
  • The correct way to receive a compliment is to blush and sweat excessively while exiting at pace
  • And I Nietzsche more than wantzsche
  • The National Construction Workers’ Catcall Code (NCWCC) 2025
  • Bitsy announces latest venture: ‘Imagine silent films but they’re podcasts’
  • Recording pubes with Tchad Blake: ‘The Neumann KU 100 is my go-to for crotch work’
  • New frontiers in heterodox economics: the television theory of value
  • I do wonder where those bodyworkers keep your intestines while they’re manipulating your psoas muscle
  • It was nine worse than 1984
  • They fart in his general direction
  • Nope, the advice offered here absolutely cannot be ‘Just Do It’