Vanity Project

Stop all the clocks and cut off the telephone because it’s Vanity Project time again. These stars ARE wanted. Signal your clever and tasteful preferences by joining the growing but nonetheless very hard cadre of people who listen to Vanity Project only so that they can say they don’t listen to Vanity Project today!*

*The hosts accept no responsibility for any additional Holmes and Rahe Life Change Units that may accrue to cadre members as a result of listening to this podcast.

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Meet Ross and Helen, hosts of your new third-favourite podcast!

Some might call them sexy, if by ‘some’ and ‘them’ we mean ‘they’ and ‘themselves’, and by ‘might’ we mean ‘routinely’. Others might call them middle-aged, if said others were feeling charitable at the time. Perhaps fewer would call them heroes but, look, everything is subjective.

All that anyone can say for certain is that Ross and Helen have a podcast, it is ostensibly about health and wellness, and you are about to fall deeply and irrevocably in love.

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Episode 2: Just the Right Amount of Succulence; or, Discerning Podcasts for the Gen Xer Are Elon’s Kind of Bag, Baby

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